Final Fantasy XIII-2
I was originally going to write a review for this game, but even writing the title of it caused me such dark and abyssal emotions that I nearly shattered my keyboard into a thousand fragments. Just so I could force every single shard into my flesh as a desperate measure to replace the memory of playing it.
After the horrific experience of attempting to sit down and play this abomination, My mind was twisted in ways I find difficult to describe. The two hours of my life that this demonic essence suckled from my wounded spirit fortunately caused enough trauma for me to forget the majority of it - When I regained my clarity however, I do know that I was throwing the disc at my own reflection on my wardrobe mirror, as if the game had taken over my mind and was trying to kill me with its physical form.
Now that the ordeal is over however, the promotional copy of the game I received is now safely replaced into its clear plastic shell. Banished to the bottom reaches of my computer desk beneath piles of magazines and unimportant documents.
And there it shall remain until the darkest hour of my life, when I bring its unholy malice onto this earth to tear at the souls of my greatest enemies, when I have no desire to continue this life - and all will be consumed in a a miasma of chaos and suffering - Square Enix giving me to the key to that cataclysmic event.
(It took almost a year to purify the filth encrusted on my personality from finishing Final Fantasy XIII originally, such a fragile mind could not handle a sequel, please forgive my weakness)
- Brad Bethell http://bradrir.tumblr.com/
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